~The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science.
I don't see crises - only challengitunities.
Any Questions? Ask Caroline, My PA.
Don’t know why there’s a mute lunatic with a companion cube that’s a person.
But there it is.
Don’t know why there’s a mute lunatic with a companion cube that’s a person.
But there it is.
These will do just fine for GLaDOS I think.
Saving $2.74 per unit too.
Gotta be frugal nowadays…
Attention all Testees from group Theta-917;
You may have noticed that you’re missing your eyelids from that last experiment.
Maybe you didn’t, who knows?
Aperture will be proving you with Premium Moisture Application Devices (Caroline: read pipettes) for free.
Now the actual eye drops….those are gonna set you back a few months of beard dirt that’s for sure.
Gonna need to keep those eye orbs of yours wet, now that your little ocular shields aren’t doing it for you.
…..you’re probably gonna want to invest in a pair of sunglasses from the Gift Shop too.
I’ve seen some photos of you and….I’d be embarrassed to look at me, if I were. And thank God I’m not.
Get your email signup NOW.
Caroline.
Check with R&D, heard one of the boys downstairs telling a female employee that she could test his Conversion Gel gun whenever she wanted.
Don’t even remember hearing about that. Look into it.
Coined a new term.
Scientistic.
Already got the legal term working on copywriting it.
